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saxophonejesus: guard-satan: You’ve heard of “Cronch the Rosin” Now get ready for: Licc the Slide Grease Im down

Byerly-Strange: Lucas: There’s Only One Thing Worse Than Death! Tears Off Paper To Read Max’s Death Lucas: Boom. Mike And Eleven: Gasp In Unison Max Will: No.

The Fungus That Turns Ants Into Zombies Is More Diabolical Than We Realized

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Kfawkes: Anarcho-Tolkienist: Callboy-Calpal: Cheerlaughandfangirl: What The Actual Fuck Is This? Leave The Boy Alone And Let Him Be A Kid! People Need To Stop Perpetuating The Idea That He’s Having The Wrong Reaction To This Situation Just Because

Cosyhowell: Cosyhowell: Cosyhowell: I Really Like The Idea Of An Immortal Being Who Loves Memes ‘You’re 1008 Years Old Why Are You Laughing So Hard’ ‘My Friend, I Have Been Alive Countless Human Lifetimes And Seen Many Things. I Have Seen

Violently Presses Button For Ability That's On Cooldown

Durbikins: I Am So Blessed To Live In Central Florida Because We Don’t Only Have One Gift Shop With A Giant Wizard We Have Two Gift Shops With A Giant Wizard

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Vaping: Somewhere Between Smoking Your Cell Phone And Fellating A Tiny Robot.

Asterahunter: Captainsnoop: You Know What Was Sick The Part Of Revengeance Where Blade Wolf Is Like “I Possess An Intellect Far Beyond Human Reckoning” And Raiden Is Like “Oh Yeah Smart Guy? What’s The Meaning Of Life? Why Are We Here” And

Rohantrash: This Is The Fuckin Funniest Thing I’ve Read All Day

Claryfightwood: No Offence But Let Yourself Be Ugly!! You Don’t Have To Fix Your Hair If You’re Not Going Anywhere You Don’t Have To Cover Up Ur Spots Or Change Out Of Your Lounge Pants To Go Buy Milk Like Damn We Really Gotta Let Ourselves Be Comfortable

That-One-Irish-Idiot: Bravadopinfire: Shieldposts: Me: *Shows Basic Human Decency To Cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank You! You’re The Nicest Person Ever! Me: Are You Ok Reblog If Politeness To Retail And Service Workers Is Important To You. Honestly

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