theonion: Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline

theonion: Swollen Rex Tillerson Spotted Rushing To Place Mouth Over Leaks Spouting In Keystone Pipeline

Kaijuno: Honestly Of All The Rodents I’ve Owned Over The Years (Mice, Rats, Hamsters, Gerbils, Miniature Hamsters), Peoples Perceptions Of How “Dirty” And “Scary” Each Of Them Are Are Literally The Exact Opposite Of How It Actually Is. Rats

Writelikeitsyourlife: Writing-Prompt-S: A Man Receives An Absurdly High Power Bill And Finds An Extension Cord That Might Be The Cause. He Follows It Around The World Until He Reaches The End. Bill Started Out Walking. La Dee Da; A Little Walk To See

Government-Monitored Speech

Hilarious Humor From Outer Space

Metalgf:just Had A Glimpse Of My Alternate Reality Where I Am The Mom That Made This Meme

Izzetheking: I Think Babies Run In My Family Because Every Time One Of My Family Members Give Birth Its Always A Baby

Spiduhman: Mike’s Had Enough

Sydneykrukowski: Stats: In Skyrim I Married A Homeless Man And Even Though We Are Married And He Lives In My Huge Fuckin House He Still Wears Rags And Asks Me To Give Him 1 Gold Whenever I See Him That’s Just What Men Are Like

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Cheesoisuncool:shower Gel Label: Immerse Your Self In This New “Me Time” Luxury Fruity Tooty. Abandon All Sense Of Identity And Dissolve Your Memories Into This Soothing Chemical Broth One Billion Melons Are In This Tube…

Me Asking My Friends To Beta My Writing

Buippy: She Came Into The Shop And Said “I Wanna Know What The Problem Is” I Said, “You Don’t Wanna Know What The Problem Is” She Said, “I Wanna Know What The Problem Is So I Can Get The Problem Fixed.” I Said, “You Don’t Wanna Know

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