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izzetheking: i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

Spiduhman: Mike’s Had Enough

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Buippy: She Came Into The Shop And Said “I Wanna Know What The Problem Is” I Said, “You Don’t Wanna Know What The Problem Is” She Said, “I Wanna Know What The Problem Is So I Can Get The Problem Fixed.” I Said, “You Don’t Wanna Know

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Ry–Chu: I’m Dying

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Earthdad: Golfgalaxy: Tumblr Update: U Die When U Open The App An Improvement This What We All Want

Sinfulseeds: Outaspaceman: Happy First Birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍 Dear God, It Lives Still

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