snoopingasusualisee: Me: -drinks a glass of water- All of the organs in my body, in unison:

snoopingasusualisee: Me: -drinks a glass of water- All of the organs in my body, in unison:

Uglythug: C9X13Nczstyj: How The Hell My Food Catchin Fire In The Microwave

Honeybottledrip: Kngshxt: Why Did I Try Weed Omg Ima Die I Feel Like A A Dvd Player This Is Genuinely The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen I’m Losing It

Greatpostsonline: Sucks But It’s True You Have To Be Constantly Unlearning All Of The Unconscious Prejudices You Were Inculcated With Just By Virtue Of Being Alive. The Sooner You Come To Terms With This The Better. You Piece Of Shit. You Fucking

Boarofthenorth100: Dewytrees: Boarofthenorth100: Boarofthenorth100: Here Is My Impresion Of A Robot Beep I Would Die For You You Will

Ittlebittle: Dateamonster: Vampire Dude To His Vampire Friend: Wow.. Looks Like There’s Only One Coffin….. What’ll We Do? Other Vampire Dude Who Reads A Lot Of Fanfiction: We Could……….. Share It And They Were Tombmates…

Autistic-Sowachowski: Unrelatableuserboxes: Ever Notice That The Mean Voice In Ur Head That Insults U Is Awful Confident For Something Thats Literally Never Done Anything In Its Life Except Be Mean To You… Like… One Of Us Is Pathetic And Its Not Me

Krafteasymac: Lesbiantaurean: Biseulsan: Lesbiantaurean: People Who Make “Braver Than Any Us Marine” Jokes And Have To Read People’s Offended Pro-Military Comments About It Are Braver Than Any Us Marine My Boyfriend Is A Hospital Corpsman And

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Trevenant:not Even Burt And All Of His Bees Could Save Me This Time

Personsonable: Stevevincentbuscemi: Pours You A Nice Refreshing Glass Of Thick Water That’s Fine But Please Make Sure That It Has Nectar Consistency

Fanboying-Ace: Me: Is An Engineer Aboard A Futuristic SpaceshipCaptain: I Brought You Here Because I Heard You Attached Something To A Cleaning Unit And No-One Wants To Tell Me What It Isme:

Gray-Jane: The Other Day At Work, I Asked A Woman Her Name– Like I Do For Everyone, Because We Have To Write It On The Cup–And She Goes “We Come In Here All The Time. You Should Really Know Our Names By Now” As If I Don’t Serve Hundreds Of

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