jumpingjacktrash: copperbadge: A good sign to find hanging above any doorway. i think we should just start using this sign instead of ‘exit’

jumpingjacktrash: copperbadge: A good sign to find hanging above any doorway. i think we should just start using this sign instead of ‘exit’

I-Have-No-Gender-Only-Rage: My Worst Fear Is Getting A Chicken Egg In My Uterus And Then Thinking I Am Giving Birth To A Human But Really Its Just A Chicken

Hellstarfantasy: Just Let Him Have The Pizza

Itsbluejeansbitch:shoutout To This Absolute Legend On The Taz Wiki

Twitter’s Benyatta Mondatta From Sega Bass Fishing

Kramergate: Seriousjones: People Who Struggle With Secondhand Embarrassment Obviously Don’t Have Enough Firsthand Embarrassment In Their Lives. Be More Ashamed, Like The Rest Of Us. There’s Enough Shame To Go Around. Start Pullin Yer Weight Tumblr

Qualitykill:i Just About Burst A Blood Vessel Laughing At This.

Berandomness

Unclefather: Unclefather:i Want The Law And Order Theme Song To Play While I’m Walking Down The Aisle At My Wedding Mostly Because It’s A Mystery As To How I Am Getting Married

Thats-Tea:

Daftplunk: This Is A Fat Dick Only Space If You Have A Skinny Dick I’m Gonna Ask You To Go Ahead And Press That Block Button

Dogalyst:idk I Really Like Being Called Cute But I Also Really Like Hearing That You Masturbate To The Thought Of Me Idk

Keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Die While Making Food In A Slow Cooker, Whoever Finds Your Body Will Have A Nice Warm Meal Waiting For Them. They Can Also Eat Whatever Is In The Slow Cooker Too

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