mrsamysantiago:I was a terrible athlete. I’m afraid if I had children they’d be good athletes.

mrsamysantiago:I was a terrible athlete. I’m afraid if I had children they’d be good athletes.

.Unrequited.

Sexual-Texts: “Stuck Between “I Don’t Wanna Feel That Type Of Hurt Again” And “I Wanna Feel That Type Of Love Again”” — @Thesexualquotes (Via Thesexualquotes)

Seelcudoom: Seliphra: Themadcapmathematician: Fumbledeegrumble: Furbearingbrick: Gahdamnpunk: Who Even Does This Wanna Know The Best Part? The Spikes Don’t Even Work They Have Similar Spikes On Shop Signs Where I Live, And The Birds Just Sit Between

Crinosg: Demiurge1138: Hokuto-Ju-No-Ken: Abdullahqutbedden: Daily Reminder That Gizmodo Is A Piece Of Shit Website That Doesn’t Let People Enjoy Anything. Gizmodo Author, Through Gnashing Teeth And Tears: I’d Treat Her Right… Everybody’s Horny

Catchymemes: Anti Vaxxers Are Happy Mistakes

Pipistrellus: Pipistrellus: “Homeowners With Citrus Trees In Their Yards Can Apply Online To Have Parasitic Wasps Mailed To Them That Can Then Be Released Onto Citrus Trees” Thanks, Florida Department Of Agriculture I Wonder If You Have To Prove

Berandomness

Ghost?

Lumnch: My Neighbor Kid: Hiii!!! Heeyyyyy, Why Are You- Starts Running Towards Me Very Fast Why’s Your Hair Pink??? Me, Frantically Struggling To Unlock My Front Door: I Don’t Know!!!

Mysteryseeker: Severalowls: Maestropear: Evilkillerpoptarts: Severalowls: I’m Absolutely Not Against Robits In The Home, I Think The Possibilities Are Really Cool But Like… Alright Actually, Here’s A Side By Side Comparison: Alexa Can

Sodomymcscurvylegs:the Absolute Fucking Worst Trend Americans Had Latched Onto In The Past Few Decades Is A Supposed “Return To Nature” Movement That Is Literally Anti-Science And Anti-Medicine, And Extremely Dangerous For Individuals And The General

Tranquility-Calm: Ain’t Nothing Wrong W/ Disappearing &Amp;Amp; Getting Yourself Together.

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