emiliotheexplorer: Guess who woke me up twice last night by panic pacing around the apartment because he had stomach issues this diarrhea monster.

emiliotheexplorer: Guess who woke me up twice last night by panic pacing around the apartment because he had stomach issues this diarrhea monster.

Chefpyro: I Was Looking Through My Files And Found My Favourite Image In The World Again

Dailytweets: When Shit Goes Down Hill At Work But You Already Clocked Out

Shock:this Blog Is A Safe Space For All Mother Fuckers And Stupidheads. Goodnight

Whitepeopletwitter: Bees Are Bros

Pornusual: Onnanoko-Sekai: My Favorite Misunderstanding I’ve Had To Clear Up So Far Was A Japanese Person Asking Me About The Word “Fuck”. Because Apparently Someone Had Told Him If He Said “Fuck” In America That He Might Be Killed On The Spot.

Tariqah: Tariqah: His Name Is Robbo, He’s 12 And He’s A Fat Old Lump Of Love Mister Robbo

I Am (Princess) Batman

#Plastics

W33D-Witch: Media: It’s So Hot! Sweltering!! Record Breaking Heat Unlike Anything We’ve Ever Seen!!! Who Could Have Possibly Predicted This??? Climatologists:

The-Real-Slim-Strider: Weirdmageddon: The-Real-Slim-Strider: Weirdmageddon: Protip If You Ever Eat Too Much Sour/Acidic Shit And You Burn Layers Off Your Tongue Suck On A Tums Tablet Cause Theyre Used As Stomach Antacids But I Didnt Consider That

Captoring: Theoldaeroplane: Pokemon: “We Put A Great Ball In A Trash Can On The Ss Anne Once And Players Are Now Compelled To Check Literally Every Single Trash Can In Every Single Game”

Pomfpanda: Pomfpanda: Every Time I Drink Water I Think Of That Stupid Image Of The Mom On Her Computer And The Baby Drinking Gasoline Or Something And He’s Like “Water”

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