zolo: asks are on… not that they were ever off just letting u know cause u dont use them

zolo: asks are on… not that they were ever off just letting u know cause u dont use them

Catharticscream:

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Slavery: I Had Like The Weirdest Dream Of My Father Buying A Chevy Equinox And Then Before I Woke Up My Dad Was Like Tell Me In The Real World To Buy One

Penis-Hilton: Hello Friends I Am Here

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Death-By-Lulz: This Is Real.

Gaymilesedgeworth: One Of The People I Worked With Was A Former Elephant Trainer Who Told Me Anecdotes About Learning To Use A Very Loud Voice With Elephants. I Was Very Nervous When I Started Here And She Told Me “You Just Have To Find Your Elephant

Bathtubaccidents: Gooeychewy: Gooeychewy: Gooeychewy: I’m At Mcdonalds And This Little Kid Just Took Off His Shoe And Dumped All His Fries Into It ???????? My Dude Put The Shoe Back On With The Fries In It Homie Is Walking Out Of The Establishment

Rosebeaches:i Am An Idiot Sometimes But Sometimes I Am An Idiot To Be Funny You Know? For The Joke. And I Want People To Know The Difference. Sometimes My Actions Are Purposeful. Sometimes I Think. I Want You To Know That. Even When I Am Just Being A

Caseh: Uchanda: Therapist: How Was Your Week? Me: Mm.. I Can’t Remember Ive Never Seen A More Me Post

.Unrequited.

Hotcommunist: Hotcommunist: Not Gonna Say It Again, The Giant Radioactive Catfish In Chernobyl Is A Lesbian!!!!!

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