teaboot: teaboot: The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS 1. That

teaboot: teaboot: The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS 1. That

Colehersch:things I Was Mad Didn’t Happen In The Incredibles 2

Kimberlyannharts:shut The Fuck Down

Pulchritisms: Teratomarty: Dingdongyouarewrong: Dingdongyouarewrong: My Favourite Genre Of Food That Exists In Almost Every Culture Is “Filling Surrounded By A Whole Bunch Of Unhealthily Cooked Dough” Japanese Gyoza? Talented Indian Samosas? Brilliant

Greelin: Greelin: Love Adding -Ed To The Dumbest Shit. Love Unnecessarily Conjugating Verbs. Poppedcorn. Oranged Juice. That Corn? Popped. The Juice? It’s Been Oranged [Wakes Up In A Cold Sweat In The Middle Of The Night] ………………….Cheesed

Berandomness

I Might Have Accidentally Been Playing Porn At A Quiet Volume From The Bluetooth Speaker In My Room While I Was Busy Watching It In The Shower 😬Oh Well You Live And You Learn

On An Unrelated Note I Have Been Trying To Get Very Drunk For The Past Few Nights But Have Really Only Succeeded In Getting Tipsy And It Is Frustrating

Unpicasso: Prideprejudce: “You Think You’re The One Who Gets To Kill Me?” Fghjvkfkkd Trying To Match This Energy

Misselaineofoz: Evilkillerpoptarts: Everythingfox: The Wolf Is So Done With The Fox’s Bs 😂 Foxes Are Cat Software Being Run On Dog Hardware. Clearly This Fox Is Operating On The Kitten Os. The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Pendragonqueen09: Jagarsjora: Grumpyoldgermanwoman: Incurablenecromantic: “Old Friend” Either Means An Elderly Dog Or An Individual Of The Same Gender With Whom You Have Been Secretly In Love For More Than A Decade. There Are No Other Possible

Wetorturedsomefolks: Plasmalogical: Gorejock: Watergender: I’m Reading Mattress Topper Reviews On Amazon And I Just Love This One…. Who Are These Variously Shaped Gays The Sizes Of The Second Two Are Literally Fucking Crazy. I Cant Even Wrap My

Vantwinblade: Benzodiac: At The Mall My Friend: I Wanna Pop Into Hot Topic Really Quick Me: Also Me:

sissykik sissymaid