captainsnoop: *my underwear shrinks and explodes like in an anime, exposing my privates* aww fuck

captainsnoop: my underwear shrinks and explodes like in an anime, exposing my privates aww fuck

Lmaonade:wow I Sure Hope Starts Smacking My Neck Theres No Vampires Around. Slaps My Neck Really Really Hard I Hope There’s No Vampires Who Might Want To Bite Me And Suck My Blood Right Here From My I Am Smacking So Godforsakenly Hard Neck

Lameblr: Lameblr: Millennials Have No Brand Loyalty Because They’re Poor Not Bc They’re Disloyal Survey: What Brand Of Toilet Paper Do You Buy And Why?Me: Whatever’s On Sale My Ass Ain’t Picky

Nuderefsarebest:

Sealedbeastnue:“What Time Is It” You Ask, I Pull Out My 2.7 Metric Ton Granite Sundial And Immediately Crush Both Of Your Feet, I Loudly Announce “It Is Cloudy”

Serpent Bones

Avvocarlo: If Your Eyes Start Hurting What You’ve Got To Do Is Lay Down And Close Them For A While…. Now That’s A Sexy Little Manoeuvre That We In The Medical Field Like To Call “Sleep”

Beedablogs:naughty Goats Get The Noodle Horns

Intranet: Orionis-Delta: Intranet: Codeine-3: Intranet: Y'all Really See [Redacted] And Hit That Reblog Button, Huh? What Does This Say I Just Saw [Redacted] And Hit Reblog [Redacted] [Redacted]? Okay Let Me Spell It Out For You…

I'm A Bit Of A Slut That Way

Nessa007: This Is So Adorable Omg

I'll Show You The Real Superpower Of Team Work!!

Cutedatesuggestions:cute Date Idea: We Go To A Botanical Garden. You Point Out A Flower And I Immediately Eat It

BarelyContained BarelyDressed