justsomeantifas: pharmaceutical company: we can’t advertise our prices it will discourage customers people: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOWER THEM.

justsomeantifas: pharmaceutical company: we can’t advertise our prices it will discourage customers people: MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOWER THEM.

Mother-Teresa-With-A-Dick: Voidbat: Mishasassbutt: Mishasassbutt: My Mom Just Came To Me And Ranted About How Everyone Is Making This Facebook Status That Says, “Raising Teenagers Is Like Nailing Jello To A Tree”. She Was So Baffled By This Because

Samwanda: Grantcary: Boy, Is He Strict! 💕 💖

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Friendlydinosaur: Friendlydinosaur: Tired: Eating A Chocolate Bar Like A Normal Human Being Wired: Pouring A Large Amount Of Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips Into Your Hand And Grazing On Them Like A Horse Im Glad This Was So Relatable To The General Public

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Beautifulandbombastic: Whitepeopletwitter: Life Lessons From 5 Year Olds Dragged By A 5 Year Old.

Shock: Annabellehectorworldofweird: @Thesymbolofpeace

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Unicornempire: I’m So Glad That This Person Was Willing To Take A Picture Before Literally Taking The Spraying Water Out Of Their House. Bless You.

Smalltalktorture: Tumblr I Am Literally Begging You To Let Me Reblog Your Shitpost Ads

Ppyro: Monster Fuckers Are So Boring. “I Want A Character With Big Horns And Te” No. Shut Up. Shut. Shut Up. You Will Be Horny For The 2001 A Space Odyssey Monolith Like The Rest Of Us -__-

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