snapmyneckandcallmeloki: Vision: *shuts down* Peter, screaming: PUT HIM IN RICE

snapmyneckandcallmeloki: Vision: shuts down Peter, screaming: PUT HIM IN RICE

Tearlessrain: I’m Going To Start Making Up Obnoxiously Stupid Answers Every Time Someone Tells Me How Young I Look “I’m Actually A Past Version Of Myself, I Had To Time Travel Forward And Kill The Original Because He Became A Juggalo” “A Witch

Beetledrink: Beetledrink: I Think One Of The Most Valuable Pieces Of Internet Savviness Comes Down To Recognizing Which Types Of People And Arguments Warrant A Thought Out Response And Which Ones Warrant A Clean And Simple “Your Mom Suck Me Good And

I Actually Don't Understand How Gossiping Became A Womanly Trait. Bc Men Will Spill Tea Like Nobody's Business When Given The Chance 😂

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Medusagirlfriend: Medusagirlfriend: I Love The Way Women Talk… Every Woman Has Their Own Fun Expressions And Mannerisms We Have Fun With It Men All Talk The Same In Actual Honesty There’s Tons Of Research On How Women Are Linguistic Innovators (One

Fuckshitavenue: Piccolit: Givemethefrenchfries: I Tried Ordering A Boneless Burger And The Entire Fucking System Crashed Reading The Error Log, This Thing Didn’t Just Crash. Somehow Ordering A Boneless Burger Corrupted The Bootloader. Amazing Bug Right

Why Are We Here? Just To Suffer? Every Night I Fee

Why Are We Here? Just To Suffer? Every Night I Fee

Mehofkirkwall:i Love Humanity And Our Weird Obsession With Making Drinking Various Liquids Very Hard To Drink, For The Fun Of It

Simonalkenmayer: Simonalkenmayer: Veganism One Of My Favorite Science Fiction Classics Is A Book Called “This Immortal” By Zelazney. I Bonded With This Book (For Obvious Reasons) And The Alien People In The Book, Who Traveled To Earth At The Sign

I Googled How To Take A Shot Of Liquor And Then Promptly Proceeded To Choke On A Shot Of Liquor, I Cant Even Get Drunk Properly Fml

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