solardivulger:*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

solardivulger:walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers

Golfgalaxy: Puttting Macking Cheese In The Michael Wave

Sketchedramblings: I Love This Way Too Much

Liberalsarecool: And Fake Beard.

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Chal-Converts: Rannulfr: Systlin: Dragginage: Tami-Taylors-Hair: I Was In Line At Aldi And This Girl With Two Toddlers In Front Of Me Had Her Card Declined And She Looked So Fucking Sad And Said “Let Me Call My Husband Real Quick” And It Was

Christchex: Just-Shower-Thoughts: It’s Weird To Think That Nighttime Is The Natural State Of The Universe And Daytime Is Only Caused By A Nearby, Radiating Ball Of Flame. Don’t Fuck Me Up Like This

Bonerfart: I Just Did The Bofa Thing To My Mum And She Goes “That’s Very Rude” And I Said “I’m Sorry, I Meant It As A Parody” And She Said “Of What?” Then I Said “A Parod-Eez Nuts” And I Heard My Dad Laugh From The Other Room

Slimetony: Historical-Gays: Slimetony: Racism No Thank You? You Passed The Test

Spidey-Pal: Perpetualmaelstrom: Green-Gay13: Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: Imagine A Horror Movie Where All The Characters Are Gen Z And Not Particularly Scared Of Dying Killer On The Phone With A Character: I’m In Your House And I Will Kill You

Pukicho: That-Dork-You-Followed: Pukicho: I Ain’t Going For The ‘Best Post Ever’ Vibe I’m Going For The “Its 4Am And This Is Literally The Only Post That Has Popped Up On My Feed In 30 Minutes So I Might As Well Reblog It” Vibe You’ve

Abolish-Everything: Instantwaffles: Abolish-Everything: Bootyshorts Which Say “Enemy Of The State” I Have No Impulse Control I Would Lay Down My Life For You

Catchymemes: A Drink Or Two

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