teashoesandhair: illegal-skeletons:I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges Emily, we’re coming for you

teashoesandhair: illegal-skeletons:I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges Emily, we’re coming for you

Vampireapologist: Vampireapologist: Someone Please Please Please Tell Me A Company That Goes By “Ibs” Bc I Cannot Accept A Man I Just Saw Was Wearing A Baseball Cap For Irritable Bowel Syndrome You’re Right That’s Probably It

Mooglesguard::my Worst Fear Is An Ocean Update 2 Where They Add Whales I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just. Swimming In The Ocean And This Massive Fuckarse Whale The Size Of My Base Domes And Yeets Me Into Oblivion I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Thinking About This Post For The Past 30

Dj-Bi-Luigi2005: Taquito: This Post Has Asbestos Reblog To Kill Ur Followers More Like Reblog To Make Your Blog Fireproof And Absolutely Safe With No Downsides

Liberalsarecool:trump Got Laughed Off An Entire Continent. The &Amp;Lsquo;Best Brain&Amp;Rsquo; Could Not Handle Talking Out Loud.

Zagreus: The Timestamps On These Tweets Really Set The Whole Interaction Off

Bogleech: Bogleech:when I Was Little I Wanted Buttered Toast Every Day But I Wanted It Cut Into Triangles And Then I Wanted Butter Spread Along The Edges Where It Was Cut. I Don’t Know Why I Thought That Made Such A Difference But For Some Reason I

Xtec:hoziersgirlfiend:xtec:only Reason I Want A Gf Is So I Can Call Her From Victoria&Amp;Rsquo;S Secret And Ask &Amp;Ldquo;Ayy What Size Pussy You Wear? &Amp;Rdquo;I Curse You With Terminal No Gf Disorderough

Orriculum:my Roommate Is Simultaneously Trying To Calm Down Before Her Phone Interview And Psych Herself Up So She’s Playing The Animal Crossing Music But Also Striking Power Poses Every Few Seconds

Graynard: Graynard:knocked On My Ass By A Guy In My Class Named “Brodie Pirtle” I Could Never Make Up Something That Funny

Hungwy: Powerfrog: Powerfrog: I Think I Would Be… A Good Cult Leader Bugs B. Bunny

Teachercrushedd:

Hilarious Humor From Outer Space