thebootydiaries:me on a date: so… haha… when did you realise your standards were this low? :)

thebootydiaries:me on a date: so… haha… when did you realise your standards were this low? :)

Nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:the Two Year-Old Is Now A Solid Two And A Half. Just Now, He Was Sitting On The Couch Playing With His Pretend Flip Phone And He Frowned And Said “For Gods Sake. My Battery Is

Ichibankasuga: Ichibankasuga: “2019 Twitter Is Just 2014 Tumblr” Now You See A Lot Of Elements Of This Are True, But What Youre Missing Is That 2014 Tumblr, However Disastrous It Was, Was Contained. 2019 Twitter Is All Of That Unmitigated Horror Spilling

Vladtheunfollower: Vladtheunfollower:did This Show Seriously Just Kill Danny While He Was Crossing The Road Oh Shit 👀

Awesome-Picz: Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile ( Part 1)

Runyoucleverboyandremember: “If You’re So Stressed Out From School Why Don’t You Just Study More Or Take Fewer Classes??”

Jpgay: When Someone Says “Shut Up You Love Me”

Radicalposture: The Optician Prescribing Me New Glasses

Druggeddraccus:annabellioncourt:cryptidfuckery:vodcar:country Gnomes,Take My Bonesto A Place, They Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Belongsee Shit Like This Is The Reason That It’s So Hard To Turn My Back On This Website. Where Else, Pray Tell, Are You Going To Find This

Biodegrade:how Bout U Nerds “Marvel” At A Pair Of Titties For Once

Imreallycoolandfriendly: Me: Loves To Lick The Spoon After Stirring Brownie Batter, Doesn’t Care About Sal Monella, Whoever That Is

Overwatchgarbage:unclefather:i Just Got A Message That Said “Sorry I Was Just Getting My Dick Sucked While Playing Overwatch Xd Lol” And I Know For A Fact That’s A Lie Because People Who Play Overwatch Don’t Get Their Dicks Sucked. They Suck The

Eternal-Fractal:14Brooms:eternal-Fractal:there Are Two Types Of People In The World. People Who Are Alive, And People Who Are Dead. And I Intend To Make You The Third Type Of Person.- Victor Frankenstein, Addressing His Monster Before Bringing Him To

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