rcktpwr:when you turn seventy the government gives you a big bowl of caramel candies and teaches you how to enjoy them and make other people eat them even when they don’t want to

rcktpwr:when you turn seventy the government gives you a big bowl of caramel candies and teaches you how to enjoy them and make other people eat them even when they don’t want to

Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

Drethelin: Iworkfornickfury: Dearjacquelinee: Sometimes I Think I Miss High School And Then..this Is Pretty Accurate One Time I Was In Class In Middle School And I Was Eating A Beef Jerky Slim Jim And The Teacher Said “Stop Eating That Unless You

Jalamity: Thickness-Protection-Program: Everythingfox: Yee-Claw! @Bunnevolence

Lovesickcrowley: Ur Twenties Are Weird. I Have The Priorities Of A Kindergartener Again. I Don’t Know What In The Hell Is Going On Ever. I Like Colors. I Like Soup. I Want To Take A Nap

Luminous-Orb:stardew Valley Be Like. I Subsist On A Diet Of Raw Fish And Algae. I Stay Up Until Midnight Cutting Down Trees. I Hang Out In Abandoned Mines For Fun. Everyone In Town Still Wants To Marry Me

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

Kendallroynsfw:kendallroynsfw:geralt Of Rivia Is The Most Relatable Game Protagonist Of All Time Bc 90% Of His Dialogue Is Just Him Talking To Himself And Monologueing Details Of His Investigations Like He’s In An Episode Of Csigeralt, Completely Alone,

Dasha-Through-The-Snow: Thefloatingstone: Laika Studios Won The Best Animated Motion Picture Golden Globe For A Stop Motion Movie Of A Brand New Story That’s Not A Sequel Or A Remake To Anything, Facing Against 3 Disney Movies, One Pixar Movie, The

Men Need Yogurt Too!

Whitlockienterprisespresents: Langernameohnebedeutung: Tonystark-Tm: Tonystark-Tm: Tonystark-Tm: Not To Be A History Fucker On Main But The Whole Mystery Of The Lost Colony Of Roanoke Is So Fucking Funny Governor Of The Colony: Hey I’m Gonna Go

Norcross: Kikakattioi: Kingatticus: Jenroses: Explainingthejoke: Prehistoricsilverfish: Whomthegodswoulddestroy: Critical-Perspective: Native-Coronan: Triss19: This Is For All Y’all Who Don’t Understand How Terrifying These Suckers Are.

Littlegraycats: Littlegraycats: There’s This Church Sign I Pass Every Day That Says “Hurt People Hurt People” And I Know It’s Supposed To Mean Like “People Who Are Hurt, Hurt People” But It Sounds Like A Command Hurt People Hurt People

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