drethelin: iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you

drethelin: iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you

Jalamity: Thickness-Protection-Program: Everythingfox: Yee-Claw! @Bunnevolence

Lovesickcrowley: Ur Twenties Are Weird. I Have The Priorities Of A Kindergartener Again. I Don’t Know What In The Hell Is Going On Ever. I Like Colors. I Like Soup. I Want To Take A Nap

Luminous-Orb:stardew Valley Be Like. I Subsist On A Diet Of Raw Fish And Algae. I Stay Up Until Midnight Cutting Down Trees. I Hang Out In Abandoned Mines For Fun. Everyone In Town Still Wants To Marry Me

I Bet You Thought You'd Seen The Last Of Me

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Dasha-Through-The-Snow: Thefloatingstone: Laika Studios Won The Best Animated Motion Picture Golden Globe For A Stop Motion Movie Of A Brand New Story That’s Not A Sequel Or A Remake To Anything, Facing Against 3 Disney Movies, One Pixar Movie, The

Men Need Yogurt Too!

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Norcross: Kikakattioi: Kingatticus: Jenroses: Explainingthejoke: Prehistoricsilverfish: Whomthegodswoulddestroy: Critical-Perspective: Native-Coronan: Triss19: This Is For All Y’all Who Don’t Understand How Terrifying These Suckers Are.

Littlegraycats: Littlegraycats: There’s This Church Sign I Pass Every Day That Says “Hurt People Hurt People” And I Know It’s Supposed To Mean Like “People Who Are Hurt, Hurt People” But It Sounds Like A Command Hurt People Hurt People

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