unclefather:

unclefather:

Showerthoughtspost: Pressing The Crosswalk Button When There Are Already People Standing There Is Like Publicly Announcing That You Don’t Trust Any Of Them

Sick And Tired Of Being Sick And Tired

Taxevader69: Justsomeantifas:the Cocaine Addicted Wealthy Elite: I Don’t Think Poor People Who Smoke Weed Should Get Food Card Money.

Willshebemina: Movies Where A Creature Of Another Species With A Love For Good Food Meets A Mess Of A Human Down On His Luck Living In A Shitty Apartment And The Creature Can Control The Guy’s Action And He’s Unwilling At First But They Learn To Cooperate

Animal-Crossing: Veracrossing: This Is My Favorite Leap Year Quote. Reblogging In Honor Of Me Realizing It’s A Leap Year

Bi-Bi-Bi-Bisexualz: Northisnotup: Kyraneko: Living The Dream. Tricktster: One Of The Perks Of My Job (For A Person Like Me) Is That I Am Often Tasked With Writing Letters That Amount To Exquisitely Formal, Meticulously Researched “Fuck You”S To

Prsephonies: Conservatives Wanna Give Communists And Socialists Shit For , Like , Using An Iphone Or Whatever And Yet Every Day I See Commerce Students In My Public Parks And Libraries . Oh U Need To Use A Public Restroom ? Tough Luck Cause If U Take

Dailydnp:

Bigtea3: Quasi-Normalcy: 60% The Jobs That We’ll Have In 20 Years Don’t Even Exist Yet! Who Knows What You’ll Be? A Slave In An Asteroid Mine? A Client Who Follows Rich People Around To Laugh At Their Jokes? An Organ Transplant Repo Man? A Substitute

Knowwhatimeme:

Olive (Noun):

Bigchiefatl: Knsth: Bewholefede: Veep | S05E09 ‘Kissing Your Sister’ | Directed By David Mandel | Written By Erik Kenward | 2016 I’ve Never Seen This Show But That’s The Funniest Line I’ve Ever Heard Ok He Is I And I Am Him

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