Heart of a Lion

Heart of a Lion

Why Dippin Dots Always At Obscure Places. Never Just At The Store. Just Wondering

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Blackqueerblog: I Agree. Thank Goodness No Human Beings Were Hurt.

Surprisedentistry: Surprisedentistry: Surprisedentistry: Surprisedentistry: Apparently At Some Point When My Now-Girlfriend And I Were Flirting With Each Other But Not Quite In A Relationship, She Asked Me How I Felt About Pet Names, To Which I Replied

Honeygordo: Mocksyoucondescendingly: Transburger: The Main Theme Of The 2005 Movie Robots: Capitalism Leads To Uniformity, Crushing Of Innovation And Creativity, And The Killing Off Of The Poor Who Cant Afford To Live The Rest Of Robots: Look At This

Felagund-Fiollaigean:not-A-Space-Alien:not-A-Space-Alien:my Favorite Part Of The Plague Doctor Outfit Is The Walking Stick Because It Was Mostly Used To Examine Patients Without Touching Them But Apparently It Was Also Used To Keep People A Respectable

Fatgothgf:fatgothgf:wizard Juiceme 2 Days Ago: My Life Is Ending And I Am The Cause Of Every Horror In This World. I Deserve Nothing. I Will Decay Nowme Today: Wizard Juice :)

Uncle-Beanbag: Therogueprofessor: Nuclearwife: Rural America, Rural China, And Rural Russia All Have The Exact Same Energy And Acknowledging This Is How We Will Achieve World Peace Josef-Tribbiani: Idk What Hes Saying But I Agree @Uncle-Beanbag

Smallestcitrus: From An Askreddit Thread About Wildest Shit You’ve Seen At Parties

Thehauntedmansion2003:I Swear To God Bitch If You Stole My Fucking Juul I Will Break Each And Every One Of Your God Damn Fucking Fingers And If I Find That Shit I Will Fucking Ram That Shit So Far Down Your Throat Youre Gonna Be Fucking Coughing Up Clouds

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