unclefather:me playing a nurse in a pornographic video: *sexily places my stethoscope onto his testicles* oh my god… they’re dead

unclefather:me playing a nurse in a pornographic video: sexily places my stethoscope onto his testicles oh my god… they’re dead

Onion-Souls: Tinyinumason: Unseeliedyke: Oh My God The Romans Were Gamers

Kaijuno:

Pwesident:pwesident:thinking Abt Girls Again U Both Understand Me

He's Lying To U Girl

Socialistexan: Hugealienpie: Millennialsargueback: Another Popular One, Especially In Wealthier Families, Was That Your Son Would “Move To Europe,” And Then A Few Months Later Your “Niece” Would Move Into Town And Live In His Old Bedroom.

Daftplunk:sorry Ladies, My Ride Is Here

En Garde, Dickhead

Gehenna27: Dashcon: Thesadteenaqer: So I Am Treating Myself To A Day At Dashcon. Thing Is I Can Only Go One Day And Both Friday/Saturday Have Really Cool Things Planned. Which Day Should I Go? Please Help Me Out. Saturday Has A Ball Pit And Meet-Ups

Sexhaver:papasmoke:my Favorite Pastime Is Going Into The Replies Of Bernie Sanders Tweets And Finding The Most Batshit Insane Opinions A Human Could Possibly Havemutuals Do This

Kidzbopdeathgrips: Marxism-Leninism-Memeism: Marxism-Leninism-Memeism: Hell World Hell World They Deleted The Tweet Lol “Celebrating New Year’s Huh? Well Guess What We’ve Got Fucking Nukes”

Meadovv: Swooood-Dooooood: Meadovv: Doing Cringe Work For My Fail Employer I Didn’t Know You Were Self Employed

Seizerofdarkness: Wispycreator: Neurotypical-Karen: Goblinparty: Stormb0Ww: Caucasianscriptures: There’s Like 12 Different Kinds Of Tension In This Image. Quick Question Why Is The One In The Middle Wearing 5 Shirts That’s Why She’s Being

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