morgueanlefay:you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

morgueanlefay:you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

Im A Puppy!!! Fuck

Abstrakshun: Eric Tabuchi (French, B.1959) Châlons-En-Champagne, Champagne Crayeuse - 2018 @ Copenhagen Photo Festival, 2019 Via Artland

It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Damn Good Thing Shes A Cute, Shy Little Bundle Of Adorable Because I Am Wrapped Around Her Finger, I Would Do Anything She Asked Me To Without Hesitation.

He's Lying To U Girl

Imaginedsoldier:this Guy At My Office Is Talking About How Some ~20 Unionized Workers That Operate Bridges Shut Down A Huge Chunk Of The City By Lifting The Bridges Then Leaving On A Boat Until Their Demands Were Met And I Forgot I Was Supposed To Say

Manywinged:me: Okay, So, Are We Fighting Or Are We Flirting? Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting Mixed Signals Herevampire: My Fangs Are Literally Inches From Your Throat Right Nowme: That Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Answer My Question

Dragon-In-A-Fez: Surprisedentistry: My Cat Meatball’s Hanukkah Sweater Started Kinda Coming Off, So My Girlfriend Went To Fix It, And As She Did So She Said To Him, In Her Most Tender And Maternal Voice, “Aww, Is Your Shirt Coming Off? Whore”

Afairfight:(Source)

Youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou: I Feel These In My Soul

&Quot;If Anyone Knows What This Thing Does, Please Tell Me.&Quot;

&Quot;If Anyone Knows What This Thing Does, Please Tell Me.&Quot;

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