buzzlightyearhugecock: sometimes i wish i was a priest but my cock is so unfathomably huge its considered an affront to god

buzzlightyearhugecock: sometimes i wish i was a priest but my cock is so unfathomably huge its considered an affront to god

Whatthebec: I’m Half Asleep And Thought That Was The Fucking Crazy Frog In The Bottom Right Of This Gif

Lizardsister:winter Does Such Wild Things To Your Perception Of Weather It&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Like 45 Degrees Out And You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Like Wow It&Amp;Rsquo;S So Nice Out Time To Roll The Sleeves Up

Ginger-Ale-Official: Worstcats: This Is The Best Cat If You Like Your Cats To Be Really Sweaty And Footballshaped And Disgusting I’m Gonna Kick You In The Head She Is Perfect

Berandomness

Crayyola-Deactivated20220827: I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Fucking Sick Of The Insensitive Ass Questions Cis People Ask. &Amp;Ldquo;Is There Blood On Your Clothes?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Why Do Your Eyes Glow In The Dark?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Are Those Fangs?&Amp;Rdquo; Like Shut Up

Me Anytime I Vs Someone In Mariokart Even Though I Love Most Of The Time

Positivity-In-Pain: Lmao. Imagine Receiving This!

Baylen: 256Gb: They Forgot To Actually Make The Game Bro I’ve Been Hyped For This One

Shitty-Car-Mods-Daily: C L I O

Hyperionangel: Hyperionangel: If I Got To Ask A Genie For A Wish I Wouldn’t Just Ask For Money I Would Specifically Ask For All Of Jeff Bezos’ Money And Then Use All His Money To Do All The Things People Keep Saying Jeff Bezos Could Do With His Money

Urbancatfitters: Me: [Facedown On The Floor] Listen Everything Is Totally Fine

:New Favorite Cutthroat Kitchen Quote: “I Don’t Really Like Spicy Food But I’m Indian And These Are Two White People, One Of Whom Is Wearing Pastel Shorts So There’s No Way I’m Going Home.”

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