bills-skarsgards: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. BLADE (1998) dir. Stephen Norrington

bills-skarsgards: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. BLADE (1998) dir. Stephen Norrington

Wetwareproblem: Digital-Magus: Sauvamente: Airfierce: He’s Ken’s Buddy… All Of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him… Barbie Worked A Lot And Her And Ken Had An Agreement Quite The Agreement It Seems… I Can’t Decide What My Favourite Part Of This

Laurdlannister-Kingslayer: Ohnahchill: Fukkce: I Just Wanna Know Who Raised Y'all?? Mine Is Still When Niggas Said “Maybe The Baby Has Bad Vibes.. That’s Why The Dad Isn’t Around” Nothing On The Internet Has Topped This Yet. For Me. That

Graynard: Graynard: Jerk A Man Off And He’ll Cum Just Once. Teach A Man To Beat His Own Meat And He’ll Cum For The Rest Of His Life Portly Italian Mother Hitting Me With A Wooden Spoon For This Post

Heaveninruins95:Why Would U Try To Flex On Tumblr.. Thats Like Trying To Act Normal In The Psych Ward . U Are Here For The Same Reason As The Rest Of Us Idiot. Brain Damage

Thebootydiaries:me:makes A Reference Only I Get And Then Laughs About It Because I Saw What I Did There

Madnessofmen:madnessofmen:i Go Absolutely Nuts For Old Fashioned Disease Names. Imagine Writing A Letter To Your Friend Telling Them That You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Gripped By Horrors Daily Since Becoming Afflicted With The King&Amp;Rsquo;S Evil. The Victorians Had

Manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:i See Both The Takes &Amp;Ldquo;A Vampire Who Pedantically Corrects People&Amp;Rsquo;S Accounts Of Historical Events Because They Were Actually There To Witness What Happened&Amp;Rdquo; And &Amp;Ldquo;A Vampire Who Can&Amp;Rsquo;T

Val And Isaac

Manywinged:manywinged:&Amp;Ldquo;Woman&Amp;Rdquo;? No, You Misheard. I&Amp;Rsquo;M An Omen.i Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Identify As &Amp;Ldquo;Male&Amp;Rdquo; Or &Amp;Ldquo;Female&Amp;Rdquo;, I Identify As A Warning

Critical-Perspective: Robertbahnartwork: Gorps: Sexhaver: I Know This Exact Post Has Been Made Hundreds Of Times But The Funniest Fucking Part About Warhammer 40K Lore Is That Orks Are Canonically Reality-Bending Telepaths But Are Too Stupid To Exercise

Morbidfantasy21: By Rob Bliss

&Quot;If Anyone Knows What This Thing Does, Please Tell Me.&Quot;

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