dankmemeuniversity:

dankmemeuniversity:

Pretty Things

Smeasel:paleo-Mammalia:henstomper:too Many People See Evolution As Just Animals Becoming Better Animals When The Truth Is That Theres A Species Of Boar That Evolved To Die Because Its Tusks Grow Into Its Skull Because The Males With Long Tusks Fuck The

Eliteknightcats: Yes, The Text Is Glow In The Dark

Everseeing-Eyes:

Doseofwords:

Yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our Party Has Been Hired To Kill The King By His Sister. Long Story Short: The Entire Party Gets Into A Fight With The Guards Causing Them To Be Apprehended And Arrested Except For The Cleric. Dm: So You Hear A Commotion-

He's Lying To U Girl

All The Canadian Politics!

Probablyasocialecologist:

Wordcubed: Stunningpicture: I Got High Last Night, And Woke With This On My Table This Is Much More Beautiful Than Whatever It Was Supposed To Look Like.

Intp-With-Some-Friends: One-Time-I-Dreamt: My Middle Finger Had To Be Amputated, And I Asked The Doctors If I Could Keep It And They Were Like, ‘I Mean, Yeah. It’s Your Finger, Go Ahead,’ So I Took It Home And Cleaned It Until I Just Had The Bones

My Father Needs To Go The Fuck To Bed!

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