neofooturism:

neofooturism:

Bugslurper:everyone In This Target Wants To Have Sex With Me I Just Know It

Mmaheswaran: Duskhopper: Halodite: Merismo: Unidentified Protist. Quite The Hyper One. Unrestrained Summer Fun @Pappyssippinoil Two Kinds Of People

Catasters:

Smallwelshmonastery-Deactivated:the Peanut Butter In Reese&Amp;Rsquo;S Cups Has The Taste And Texture Of Like A Vitamin Enriched Paste You Squeeze From A Tube Directly Into Your Mouth When You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Living In A Bunker For 30 Years Bc Aliens Invaded

Lesbian-Toddhoward: Chips1977: Just Took This Pic What The Hell Is Erong With The World Tf2

Fyre1111: Vile-Cur: 😞😞😞 Tweets From The Aftermath Of The Toba Supereruption In 75,000 Bc

Slothsocks: Chub-Bolo: Im A Snail And God Is Salting Me I Think About This Post Every Time The Lights At Work Are Too Bright And Hurt My Eyes

Nekogiru: Nekogiru: Love My Terrible Wife Who Wants To Kill Me So So Bad I Come Home From Work Every Day And Narrowly Dodge One Of Her Many Death Traps . When We Eat Dinner Ill Smile And Say “Poison Again ?” And She Will Shrug Mischievously But

Straightupsapphic:

Jeonsdear:glumshoe:everyone Talks About “Teeth Falling Out” And “Inappropriate Nudity” Being Almost Universally Common Dreams But No One Acknowledges The “Attempt At A Sex Dream That Is Interrupted By A Long Series Of Tedious Problems And Inconveniences”.

Thecharge: Spacespectrum: My Armenian Father Getting Angry At A Squirrel “You Are. Stealink…. My Nuts…”

Bethanythemartian: From-Your-Ashes: Pixelsmasher: Thebindingbird: Horf Oh My Fucking Ribs. This Is Clearly A Case Of A Dog Being Reincarnated In The Wrong Body I’ve Seen This Post Dozens Of Times And Yet I Always Stop To Read It Again And Again

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