slothsocks: chub-bolo: im a snail and god is salting me I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

slothsocks: chub-bolo: im a snail and god is salting me I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

Nekogiru: Nekogiru: Love My Terrible Wife Who Wants To Kill Me So So Bad I Come Home From Work Every Day And Narrowly Dodge One Of Her Many Death Traps . When We Eat Dinner Ill Smile And Say “Poison Again ?” And She Will Shrug Mischievously But

Straightupsapphic:

Jeonsdear:glumshoe:everyone Talks About “Teeth Falling Out” And “Inappropriate Nudity” Being Almost Universally Common Dreams But No One Acknowledges The “Attempt At A Sex Dream That Is Interrupted By A Long Series Of Tedious Problems And Inconveniences”.

Thecharge: Spacespectrum: My Armenian Father Getting Angry At A Squirrel “You Are. Stealink…. My Nuts…”

Bethanythemartian: From-Your-Ashes: Pixelsmasher: Thebindingbird: Horf Oh My Fucking Ribs. This Is Clearly A Case Of A Dog Being Reincarnated In The Wrong Body I’ve Seen This Post Dozens Of Times And Yet I Always Stop To Read It Again And Again

Hpfan2342: Hi, My Name Is Neptune Wigglesworth Mathewson And I Would Like To Eat This Icecube On This Absorbent Rug Or Bedspread.

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Draconym: Draconym: Draconym: Draconym: “Dragon” Is Such A Vague Category Of Creature With Such A Ridiculous Diversity Of Bauplans. It Doesn’t Matter How Big It Is Or How Many Legs It Has Or Whether It Has Wings Or Not: You Can Call It A

Vinylnation: Agreed. See Also:

Groovymoonie: I Think Kissing Is So Underrated. Sitting In Someone’s Lap And Just Making Out For Hours Is A Big Mood.

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Doubletrouble7997: Nickelodeonhistory: A Deleted Scene From The 2001 Spongebob Episode “Just One Bite.” It Was Cut From Future Airings Due To Complaints That It Was Too Violent. This Actualy Happened! I Thought I Fucking Made This Shit Up In A

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