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friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi:guerrillatech:

Imaginedsoldier:tranzkafka:firstgrave:the Biggest Part Of The Nypd Announcing The Disbandment Of Their 600-Officer Plainclothes Unit Should Be That The Nypd Had 600 “Plainclothes” Officers In The First Place, And The Fact That While Said Officers

Hotvampireadjacent:fussybees-Deactivated20200928:Just Got Off The Phone With David Attenborough And He Says Unfortunately Dinosaurs Were Most Likely Capitalists :/No&Amp;Hellip;. Noooo

Graynard: Graynard: Repeating To Myself On A Public Bus I Will Not Call Her Breasts Yum Yums. I Will Not Call Her Breasts Yum Yums I Have A Little Brown Bag Lunch Im Clasping With Both Hands

Kaijuno:zippiestrock:zippiestrock:kaijuno:blackhawk, South Dakota.12 Neighbors Had To Evacuate As A Literal Cave Opened Up In Their Front Yards. Bruh. I Don’t Even Have Any Funnyman Comments This Is Just Nutswait I Got One Now: 2020 So Bad Hell Has

Lemondrop-Hun-Deactivated202112:Why Am I Not Being Pinned To Your Bed Right Now?

Yourplayersaidwhat: We’re At A Festival, Some Of The Party Goes To The Bobbing For Apple’s Game. One Of The Party Is An Aarackora. Dm: Oh, And You’re Proficient In Bobbing For Apple’s Because You Have A Beak.player: I’m Writing That Down In

Stylingryan: Justpennywise: Hetteh-Spegetteh: The Kids, On Filming It: We All Became Best Friends And It Was The Most Amazing Summer Of Our Lives And We Never Wanted It To End Bill Skarsgard, On Filming It: It Was Fuckin Lonely As Hell I Sat In A Tent

Mydesignispeople: Lavender-Shark: Starrypawz: This Footage Of Elmo After Messing Up A Take On Sesame Street Is Peak Relatable In Elmo’s Voice: “I Only Had Three Lines!” Okay But Please Watch The Whole Video. It’s Just Over A Minute. 1. Robin

Kendallroy: Idk Who Needs To Hear This But When Your English Teacher Asks You To Explain Why An Author Chose To Use A Specific Metaphor Or Literary Device, It’s Not Because You Won’t Be Able To Function In Real-World Society Without The Essential

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