hexpress:angelicguy:*absorbs your blow*bruh that coke was expensive wtf i was tryna make it last the night

hexpress:angelicguy:absorbs your blowbruh that coke was expensive wtf i was tryna make it last the night

Randomlabs: Imagine Trying To Get A Damaged Machine’s Operating System To Run, Where You Know The Machine Is Actually Your Body… You’re Somewhere In Space… …They Are Going To Do Something Really Bad… They Tried To Get Rid Of You But You

Gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Elodieunderglass: Myjusticecake: Randomencounters: Mutant-Distraction: A Jacana Carrying Chicks Underneath Its Wings. Encounter: Spiderbird Surely @Elodieunderglass Has Seen This. Not In Person, No…

Kawaiite-Mage:kawaiite-Mage:it&Amp;Rsquo;S Utterly Hilarious That Bethesda&Amp;Rsquo;S Official Release Of Classic Doom For The Switch Isnt Actually The Original Game, It&Amp;Rsquo;S A 1:1 Remake In The Unity Engine. They Did This For, Supposedly, Compatibility And

Captain-Lovelace:

He's Lying To U Girl

Punkpixie321: Lesbianshepard: Lesbianshepard: So Like Two Towns Over A Cop Was Killed By Friendly Fire B/C He Was Off Duty And Tried To Stop A Robbery In Plainclothes. Like Four Other Cops Heard Shots And Went Bonkers And Opened Fire And It Ended Up

Serpent Bones

Omegaverse:republican Bitches Really Be Having Babies With Their Military Husbands At Age 18, Moving To The Middle Of Fuck Empty Usa And Being Like &Amp;Ldquo;This&Amp;Hellip; Is Living ❤️&Amp;Rdquo;

Secret-Aardvark: Brbjellyfishing: The Corporate Version Of “Hey Op What The Fuck Does This Mean”

This-One-Guy-Over-There: Otherwindow: My Favourite Trope Is “Antagonist And Protagonist Narrowly Avoiding Each Other In The Same Space” And The Emperor’s New Groove Nails It Perfectly I Wish More Media Did Stuff Like This Emperor’s New Groove

Finalgrlfriendarchive-Deactivat:if My Bones Are Gonna Crack Like Glow Sticks Every Time I Move I Think I Deserve Bioluminescence. Both To Complete The Aesthetic And As A Consolation Prize

EuropeanCuties Evalovia