omegaverse:republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like “this… Is living ❤️”

omegaverse:republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like “this… Is living ❤️”

Secret-Aardvark: Brbjellyfishing: The Corporate Version Of “Hey Op What The Fuck Does This Mean”

This-One-Guy-Over-There: Otherwindow: My Favourite Trope Is “Antagonist And Protagonist Narrowly Avoiding Each Other In The Same Space” And The Emperor’s New Groove Nails It Perfectly I Wish More Media Did Stuff Like This Emperor’s New Groove

Finalgrlfriendarchive-Deactivat:if My Bones Are Gonna Crack Like Glow Sticks Every Time I Move I Think I Deserve Bioluminescence. Both To Complete The Aesthetic And As A Consolation Prize

Bigfootmountain:

Beka-Tiddalik: Queenieeegoldstein: Queenieeegoldstein: Apparently My Boss Who Is A Professor At My School Doesn’t Have A Cell Phone And His Coworkers Were Upset By This So They Bought Him A Childs Toy Phone And Labeled It “David’s Jitterbug”

Would You Date A Turtle If It Were Capable Of Carfishing You Via Twitter Dm&Amp;Rsquo;S? Asking For A Friend.

Theflutteryay: Astrotheology: Onionringz64: Classicmeevs: Petbud:

Nonlinear-Nonsubjective:firefox-Official:dkpsyhog:firefox-Official:i Have This Writing Style I Like To Call “Uncertain.” It’s Where The Narrator Isn’t Really Sure What They’re Talking About Either That Is So Powerful And I Want To Write A Short

Accelerationist-King-Piccolo:

Iwouldservehim: Irwinkiss: Kaishabackwards: Deadlockgrace: Mindfulwrath: Mheetu: Mheetu: Tea Drinkers: Unlike You Filthy Disgusting Creatures I Only Drink Green Chamomile Peppermint Raspberry Lemon Tea, Which Makes All My Insides Glow 10 Times

Barackobamas: The Box Says “Four Servings” But My Heart Says One

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