pricklyonion: mechanicalriddle: *does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest* OSHA compliant magical girl

pricklyonion: mechanicalriddle: does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest OSHA compliant magical girl

Super8Motel: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Weird Al Yankovic Implies The Existence Of A Mundane Al Yankovic. He Literally Had A Roommate In College Also Named Al So They Called Him Weird Al To Differentiate The Two

Scifi-Fantasy-Horror:by Stefan Koidl

Confetti-Vampire: Beyonslayed: That’s Possibly The Most Uninteresting Take On This Whole Self-Made Billionaire Thing Is Responding With /Actual/ Self-Made Billionaires. Self-Made Or Not, To Acquire A Net Worth Of A Billion Dollars In The Span Of The

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Mylifesgarbage: Cryoverkiltmilk: Cryoverkiltmilk: “Ma'am, I Understand You Need To Empty Out Your Desk, But–” It Has Just Occurred To Me That Op Was Talking About A Breakup. No Wait Yours Is So Much More Powerful

Renasanse: Coolfrogdude: Original Thread By @Pukicho And Several Other Users I Always Love Seeing This Comic Because It Interprets Tumblr As A Gigantic Theater Ruled By Absolute Chaos Where Sometimes Somebody Just Stands Up On Their Chair And Shouts

Gordamnramsey: Owen Wilson Voice Wow

Anarchist-Housewife: Rules For Hanging Out With Me

Hobgoblinhero: Lang-Wich: Angremlin: Samuelwinschester: Heartofalifer: What Was This Movie Even A Cinematic Masterpiece. I Cannot Stress Enough That In The Spy Kids Films, Danny Trejo Is Literally Playing His Titular Character From The Machete

Shiftythrifting: Computerplaydespacito: Shiftythrifting: I Think This Is A Tiddies Out Kind Of Look… Steal His Look Yes

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