beardycarrot: Don’t you hate it when you report on something, and it’s immediately outdated?

beardycarrot: Don’t you hate it when you report on something, and it’s immediately outdated?

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Soapulp-Deactivated20200501:Being Insane In My Room Being Insane In The Kitchen Being Insane In The Living Room

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Weaselhawkart:i Didn’t Do Hourlies But Here’s Something That Happened To Me Yesterday

Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

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Theredwhine:when Youre Going Down On Your Boy And You Can Feel Him Falling Apart As He Tells You He&Amp;Rsquo;S About To Cum

Pineapple&Amp;Mdash;-Princess:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:i Swear My Cishet Husband Sometimes Wakes Up In The Morning Like “Time To Be An Ally To My Bisexual Wife By Being Just A Little Bit Performative” But It’s Okay

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