weaselhawkart:i didn’t do hourlies but here’s something that happened to me yesterday

weaselhawkart:i didn’t do hourlies but here’s something that happened to me yesterday

Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

Hardmountaindew:ndiecity:Vomits Up A Dinosaur-Shaped Sponge Alright Who Switched Out My PillsIs Not Comforted By A Relaxing Spongy Weight In My Stomach Where Are My Fucking Dinosaurs

Arealhumanmeme:peterparkermysticism:arealhumanmeme:sorry Redditors, The Only Short Squeezes I Participate In Involve Hugging My Manlet Bros What About Your Penis

Theredwhine:when Youre Going Down On Your Boy And You Can Feel Him Falling Apart As He Tells You He&Amp;Rsquo;S About To Cum

Pineapple&Amp;Mdash;-Princess:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:i Swear My Cishet Husband Sometimes Wakes Up In The Morning Like “Time To Be An Ally To My Bisexual Wife By Being Just A Little Bit Performative” But It’s Okay

Serpent Bones

Lovelysuggestions:the Kinder You Are, The More Beautiful You Become

Nocturan:spiderinthecupboard:closet-Keys:why Is It That Bullies Can Always Tell You’re Lgbt Or Like Neuroatypical Way Before You Can 😭New Diagnostic Tool: A Middleschooler Dark Empath

Liberalsarecool:the Emperor Has No Lawyers.

Guerrillatech:

Avatar-Alek:t3Sticles:lifeofbran:i’m Craving Homemade Banana Cream Pie. But I Have None Of The Ingredients. I Can Help You With The Creampie Bit If You Want

Lesbianshepard: Lesbianshepard: For My Greek Civ Class My Professor Assigned Last Minute Extra Credit Which Was Just Submit An Interpretation Of Greek Mythology In Modern Media. I Linked “Ulysses Dies At Dawn” And Her Only Feedback Was “That

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