mistermooneyes:this came to me in the early hours of the night and i had to make it

mistermooneyes:this came to me in the early hours of the night and i had to make it

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Gomjabbar:in Elementary School When We Were Given Activity Sheets To Fill Out In The Morning I Used To “Upgrade” All The Cutesy Animal Drawings With Cyborg Jets And Claws And Would Draw Blood Dribbling Down Their Mouths With Crayon And One Time My

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Glumshoe:beggars-Opera:glumshoe:i-Am-An-Adult-I-Swear:glumshoe:tedium Is: Shopping On Behalf Of Local Tax-Exempt Government When Neither You Nor The Cashier Know What You’re Doing Good God I Feel This Deep In My Boneseverybody Wants A Tax Exempt Form

Railroadsoftware: Ever-Returning-Spring: Railroadsoftware: Gamers Aren’t So Much A Sub Culture As They Are A Group Of People That Marketers Were Able To Create So They Could Sell More Expensive Toys Which Subcultures Weren’t Invented By Marketers

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Snakegay: Snakegay: Take Some Time To Notice Your Vision. See How Easily You Detect Motion. Focus On Something In Your Peripheral (Without Moving Your Eyes To It). See How It Works. Look At Your Hands. Pick Something Up With Your Fingers. Appreciate How

Ted-And-Bill:football Helmets Have Those Little Cages Over The Face Cause If They Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T, The Players Would Constantly Make Out With Each Other

Imaginedsoldier:this Guy At My Office Is Talking About How Some ~20 Unionized Workers That Operate Bridges Shut Down A Huge Chunk Of The City By Lifting The Bridges Then Leaving On A Boat Until Their Demands Were Met And I Forgot I Was Supposed To Say

Primordial-Fungus-Monolith:ganimals: Her Name Is Pile And She’s Great With Kids

Glumshoe:“Oh Shit, Are You One Of The Good Guys Now? I Totally Missed Your Redemption Arc.” “No, No, I’m Still A Villain. I Haven’t Learned A Damn Thing.”“&Amp;Hellip;Okay, But If You’re Not A Good Guy, What Are You Doing Here?”“I’m

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