meatsleep:honestly water is red and if you have any disagreements just fall over and explode

meatsleep:honestly water is red and if you have any disagreements just fall over and explode

Hatsune-Yeetku: Commoncoldz: Caffeine-And-Revolution: Skunkes: The Holy Trinity

Liberalsarecool:cowards.

Tripropellant: 8U88Ie: Tripropellant: (As I Scroll Through Tumblr Looking At All The Posts) Hmm… Beneath Me, Beneath Me, Juvenile… Petty And Childish… Beneath Me… This One Is Good. Beneath Me, Juvenile, Beneath Me This Is Themost Pretentious

Skypiratecaptain:pissvortex:if You Buy A Bmw The Guy At The Dealership Takes You Into A Back Room And Starts Swinging A Watch In Front Of Your Face And Saying Shit Like “You Want To Cross Over The Double Yellow Lines To Pass That Minivan Going 5 Over

Unclefather: My 1 Year Old When My 4 Year Old Sings The Right Words To Let It Go: My 1 Year Old When My 4 Year Old Replaces The Words To Let It Go With Poop And Fart And Butt:

Powermonk:azaleatown: Powermonk: Just Saw A Post Saying “Look At This Person Pretending To Be Psychic For Clout” How Can I Explain To You Every Person Who Says Theyre Psychic Are Pretending For Clout I Hope You Felt Good Posting This Because Im

Foulserpent:

Glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:i Have To Say&Amp;Hellip; It’s Very Sexy To Upload High Resolution Aesthetically Pleasing Research Grade Photos To Inaturalist With A Creative Commons No Attribution License Oh Baby Is That A High Res Cc0 Licensed Photograph Of

Dangerbooze:corvidkiid:oh Thank You Sweet Eeby Deeby

Geniusoflove:sending Bimbo Hypnosis Videos To Other Ebay Users So Theyll Forget To Outbid Me

The-Worm-Man:kaijuno:i Hate Your Shoelaces Thanks I Received Them In The Mail From An Undisclosed Source

Coincidence And Fate Figure Largely In Our Lives

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