hunterbiden:the cdc guidelines be like “fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper.”

hunterbiden:the cdc guidelines be like “fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper.”

Hustlerose:thesecretuncle:hustlerose:isnt It Weird How The Most Common Fears Are Heights, Spiders, Snakes, And Clowns? 3 Of Those Things Are Natural Features Of The World, But Clowns, We Made Those Up. Statistically One Of The Scariest Things Humanity

Hustlerose:hustlerose:my Chickens Havent Hatched Yet But I Think Im Just Gonna Start Counting Them Nowjust The One Yeah

Ssammyywuu:i Deserve To Be Loved On And Lusted Over

Wehavetomakeitbros:mawbwehownets:ah Shit Im Sorry Man, My Schedule For The Week Is All Bookedcant Relate Here Is My Schedule 😎

Dangerbooze:

What-Even-Is-Thiss:what-Even-Is-Thiss:what-Even-Is-Thiss:if People Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Admit That Alcohol Is A Drug So Help Me God I Will Pour An Entire Bottle Of Wine On Their Hair.wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That Awful Cocktail You Made In Your Dorm Room Out

I Kick An Unbelievable Amount Of Ass, Anyone Who Says Otherwise Is Next In Line.

Hedgehog-Moss:the Construction Workers Who Dug A Trench Behind My House Last Week Excavated A Big Rock. It’s Nice And Smooth, Like A River-Polished Pebble The Size Of A Young Seal. They Told Me “We’ll Just Leave It Here, And Maybe You Can Find A

Tragiquehomme:

He's Lying To U Girl

Inbradpitt:can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Hands Off Each Others&Amp;Rsquo; Body Kinda Make Out Session Would Solve All My Problems

Thej0Ry:getting Really Annoyed Because When You Got To Heaven You Find Out That You’re Allowed To Pick Whatever Age You Want To Be To Spend Your Eternity In, And You Pick Something 20Ish Or Whatever But Your Best Friend Who Died Before You That You

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