dangerbooze:

dangerbooze:

What-Even-Is-Thiss:what-Even-Is-Thiss:what-Even-Is-Thiss:if People Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Admit That Alcohol Is A Drug So Help Me God I Will Pour An Entire Bottle Of Wine On Their Hair.wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That Awful Cocktail You Made In Your Dorm Room Out

I Kick An Unbelievable Amount Of Ass, Anyone Who Says Otherwise Is Next In Line.

Hedgehog-Moss:the Construction Workers Who Dug A Trench Behind My House Last Week Excavated A Big Rock. It’s Nice And Smooth, Like A River-Polished Pebble The Size Of A Young Seal. They Told Me “We’ll Just Leave It Here, And Maybe You Can Find A

Tragiquehomme:

He's Lying To U Girl

Inbradpitt:can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Hands Off Each Others&Amp;Rsquo; Body Kinda Make Out Session Would Solve All My Problems

Thej0Ry:getting Really Annoyed Because When You Got To Heaven You Find Out That You’re Allowed To Pick Whatever Age You Want To Be To Spend Your Eternity In, And You Pick Something 20Ish Or Whatever But Your Best Friend Who Died Before You That You

Helloitsbees:huffylemon:

Thomasbukoass:due To Personal Reasons Im Running Up That Hill

Cikero:why Do Cowboys Wear That Little Thin Hankerchief Like A Choker. Okay Slut!

Supergameboytwo:april:til If You Throw A Carrot At A Hard Surface With Enough Force It Breaks Into Piecesif You Throw The Carrot Pieces At A Soft Surface Gently Enough They Combine Back Into A Carrot

Voluspo:trickstertime:imagine Being Killed But On You Way Down You Jizz Absolutely Everywhere It Was Called “Angel Lust” When A Hanged Man Got An Erection

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