hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Eeyes:corporationkills: …Good Morning …It’s Already Baby Hours

Evilkakyoin:evilkakyoin:cats Are So Dumb Lol They Eat Shitty Brown Pellets Like Lol Have U Ever Had A Cheeseburger

Buried Alive Inside My Dreams

Unclefather: The-Goblin-Brew:unclefather:celery Is Fake Celery Erasure

We Do Bones Motherfucker

Lorefreak:sir Your Tits Are Simply Diabolical

Peopleareaproblem:honey-Fire:my Dad Was Eating Pistachios So I Reached My Hand Out And He Just Started Peeling Them And Giving Them To Me. Then Suddenly Went “I Really Hope You Find Someone Who Loves You A Lot” And I Went “Enough To Peel My Pistachios

Melisica: (By Brinsley Edwards, Visit Her Tumblr Here)

Polyel:tiredeyes1975:What If Greg Heffley Had The Death Notehe Would Open A Phone Book And Just Start Writing

Furbyhater: Artissijam: Callmedaddy-42: Here’s The Ducks. You Missed The Best Part

Alexandot: Sleep Paralysis Is Honestly The Most Bullshit Part Of Being A Living Thing. Sometimes My Brain Just Occasionally Screws Up And Goes ????? Uhhhh . Cant Move. Here’s A Demon

Guitarbeard:guitarbeard:guy Who Hates Magic So Much, I Mean Absolutely Fucking Detests It With All His Heart, That It Just Has No Effect When Used On Him &Amp;Ldquo;Magic Is Fucking Stupid, You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Gotta Be The Lamest Dork Alive To Use It&Amp;Rdquo;*Wizard

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