whetaver: “um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:”

whetaver: “um, its a free country sweetie, which means i can say what i want (:”

Nellygwyn:i Put On Twitter That A Cute Date Idea For Me (A Cis Woman With Reproductive Issues) And My Boyfriend (A Trans Man) Would Be For Us To Get A Hysterectomy Together And Someone Replied:

Wildersage:the Impulse To Hide What I&Amp;Rsquo;M Doing At My Computer Still Sits So Deep Even Tho I&Amp;Rsquo;M Literally Never Looking At Anything Objectionable , The Door Will Open And I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Hurry To Close The Page Like Oh Fuck No One Can Know I&Amp;Rsquo;M

Ndiecity:hey Guys Thanks For Inviting Me To Your Slumber Party. I Hope You Dont Mind I Brought My Lady Dimetrescu Body Pillow Trying To Fit A Queen Sized Mattress Through The Doorway

Ratfuck:ratfuck:birds Have Milk Its Called Bilk The Government Is Covering It Upyou Wring The Little Fuckers Like A Soaked Rag And Milk Pours Out Of Them

Americanpsyco:chcialembyc: Moami:someone Who’s Not German Tell Me What This Is. Cutter For The Foil Put Over The Top Of Bottles Well This Idiot Is Clearly Not German. It’s For Trimming Mein Penis

Bikebutch:

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Yourplayersaidwhat: For Context: I Let My Players Roll For Weird Things Just To Humor Them.bard, Ooc: How Hot Is [Npc]?Dm: … Sigh Roll A D10 For Hot Npc, I Guessbard: Rolls A 10Dm: Oh Like, Mega Hot.a Few Sessions Later, The Ranger Tried To Fix

Dovewithscales:every Part Of This Joke Is Older Than Most Of The People On This Website.

Conejossays:that Explains A Lot

Taquito: Muhgie: Taquito: Got Some Dick, Dick For Sale Who Wants Some Dick (Aw Man He’s Gotta Feed His Kids) Hey Buddy I’ll Take Two Hey God Bless U Man

Teruterusky:oldwayout:my Anthro Professor Has Three Forbidden Words For His Essays: Problematic, Interesting, And Large. Point Being They’re All Filler Words, He Wants You To Just Skip Straight To Why It’s Interesting Or Why It’s Problematic. But

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