shiisiln:deliriousfawn:11:05 AM time for impromptu isopodPlay us a song, you’re the piano man…

shiisiln:deliriousfawn:11:05 AM time for impromptu isopodPlay us a song, you’re the piano man…

Allthingsgerman:allthingsgerman: The Fun Part Is Over. War Is Upon Europe. I Realize Now That Without Context This Kinda Message Coming From An Account Named Allthingsgerman Can Sound A Bit Ominous.

Insomniac-Arrest: Andhumanslovedstories:anyway Shout Out To The Ao3 Tagging Systems For All The Important Ways You Can Engage With Yourself This Is A Whole-Ass Plot.

Melungeoninthedungeon:cowboy:i&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Never Retweeted Something Quicker In My Lifepretty Much. If You Transition Slowly, People Call You A Trender And They Question Your Validity, But If You Do It Quickly You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Bad Influence Onto Other People

Kragehund-Again:the Bird Flu? Yeah They Tend To Do That.

Zetrystan: Zetrystan:zetrystan: Technically True. He Got The Job. He Takes His Job Seriously.

Mudwerks:patience

Dechunk:canthaveshitingotham:imagine Being The Guy Who Discovered Microorganisms Trying To Explain To People That You Promise There Are Millions Of Little Secret Guys On Everythingimagine: You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Dutch Cloth Salesman Named Antonie Van Leeuwenhoek,

Murhuedur

Murhuedur:

Perfectframes: Existenz (1999)

I Am (Princess) Batman

Prguitarman:pukicho:a Tall Ghoulish Looking Man With A Green Robe And Strange Symbols On His Cheeks Comes Up To You And Says &Amp;Ldquo;Hey Sexy. Drink This&Amp;Rdquo;Would You?