elijah-terry:cipheramnesia:spokenitalics:jurassic park but it’s tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺same score but played entirely on kazoos [ID: screenshot of a news article headline that reads: First-ever DNA recovered from extinct miniature

elijah-terry:cipheramnesia:spokenitalics:jurassic park but it’s tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺same score but played entirely on kazoos [ID: screenshot of a news article headline that reads: First-ever DNA recovered from extinct miniature

Balkanizedusa: Polynesia: I Just Found Out Im Mixed With Gamer… Im So Excited To Learn More About My Heritage And Culture You Can Start With The Language

Actualcanadiansherlockholmes: Urbieknowsbest: Lzbth: A….Boy??? That Likes Girls Who Are Natural???? No Makuep??? Wow No Freindzone For You Very Special Gentleman Snowflake This Is A Lie. I Still Get Friendzoned. Quite Often I Might Add. Im Not

Shampooligan: Oddside: Shampooligan: Hi I’m Back What Memes Did I Miss Banksy Opened A Theme Park, And Deez Nuts Is Running For President Cool, Time For Me To Log Out Again

Are You Seeing This Shit Gonny Test

Foreverial:[Studio Audience Sad Awwww Sound Effect As I Flop My Weener Out To Pee]

Keanurevees:i Think If I Were A Jedi I Would Make It My Life Mission To Make Yoda Angry. I Would Give Anything To Hear His Little Goblin Voice Mutter The Words “Thin Fucking Ice, You Are On” And Click His Little Cane On The Ground. I Would Do Anything.

Doomy: Check This Out

Snime: Tobeagenius: “You Are The Universe, Expressing Itself As A Human For A Little While”

Schafpudel:elwurd: Yteicosanievilew: “This Makes Me Personally Uncomfortable”, “This Seems In Poor Taste”, “This Is Somehow Harmful But Presumably Because You’re Misinformed” And “This Is Actively Malicious” Are All Different Things.

Fullymechanized-Consoomer:takineko:fuzzynecromancer:sleape:theemperorsfeather:micro-Usb:ok So The Most Amazing Reblog I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Seen Of This Says:there&Amp;Rsquo;S A Globe-Spanning Layer Of Mesopelagic Fish That Is So Dense It Distorts Sonar. For Decades

Aurorepeuffier:gardening With Birds. Done With Tvpaint

Fartgallery:fuck It I Dont Believe In Object Permanence Anymore. If I Dont See It Its Gone