foreverial:[studio audience sad Awwww sound effect as i flop my weener out to pee]

foreverial:[studio audience sad Awwww sound effect as i flop my weener out to pee]

Keanurevees:i Think If I Were A Jedi I Would Make It My Life Mission To Make Yoda Angry. I Would Give Anything To Hear His Little Goblin Voice Mutter The Words “Thin Fucking Ice, You Are On” And Click His Little Cane On The Ground. I Would Do Anything.

Doomy: Check This Out

Snime: Tobeagenius: “You Are The Universe, Expressing Itself As A Human For A Little While”

Schafpudel:elwurd: Yteicosanievilew: “This Makes Me Personally Uncomfortable”, “This Seems In Poor Taste”, “This Is Somehow Harmful But Presumably Because You’re Misinformed” And “This Is Actively Malicious” Are All Different Things.

Fullymechanized-Consoomer:takineko:fuzzynecromancer:sleape:theemperorsfeather:micro-Usb:ok So The Most Amazing Reblog I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Seen Of This Says:there&Amp;Rsquo;S A Globe-Spanning Layer Of Mesopelagic Fish That Is So Dense It Distorts Sonar. For Decades

Aurorepeuffier:gardening With Birds. Done With Tvpaint

Fartgallery:fuck It I Dont Believe In Object Permanence Anymore. If I Dont See It Its Gone

Congenitaldisease:a Hawk With An Arrow Pierced Through Its Body.

Dancinbutterfly:quasi-Normalcy:tehriz:a-Slut-For-Smut:s-S-S-Senp-P-P-Pai:one-Time-I-Dreamt:one-Time-I-Dreamt:remember When Jeff Bezos, Who Is Worth 181 Billion Usd Donated 690K To Stopping Australian Fires? Yeah, Me Too.mckenzie Scott Is Literally Proof

Guerrillatech:

Rockinlibrarian: I Have No Idea Why This Made Me Laugh Out Loud As Hard As It Did. Prosecutorvonkarma: Resealable Prosecutorvonkarma: Hey. What Do A Selkie And A Ziploc Bag Have In Common

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