chancemedley116:plumslices:Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card. On my way to buy groceries

chancemedley116:plumslices:Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card. On my way to buy groceries

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English-History-Trip: Cryptid-Coalition: Hobbits Were The Peak Of Civilization In Tolkien Verse. Jobs Were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, Or Mailman. Shoes Off, Capris On, 6 Meals A Day, High And Fat As All Shit. Names Like Daddy Twofoot….Why

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Teach-Me-How-To-Buggy:tiktokstowatch: Customer: Squilliam Voice On Your Lunch Break, Squiddy?Employee: Squidward Voice Squilliam Fancyson From Band Class?!Customer: Still Playing The Cash Register, Are We? Squilliam Laugh

Serpent Bones

I Should Scream Alot More. It Is Liberating.

Striderepiphany:today I Experienced The Whole Spectrum Of Human Emotion

Datamogging:datamogging:sandmandaddy69:Captain, Commander Riker Is Currently Trapped Within The Resin. By Current Calculations, You May Be Able To Save Him From Asphyxiation If You Use The Powerbueg Instead, Sir. Keep Going, Captain! I&Amp;Rsquo;M Almost

Lesbiantiana: Lesbiantiana: There’s Nothing Better Than Plain Boneless Rice Picking The Bones Out Of Every Individual Grain Of Rice Is Hard Work But It’s Worth It

Bigmsaxon:just A Cyber-Mermaid Gal

Strongermonster:why Do The Bots On This Site Constantly Have The Best Bios

Sadclowncentral:there Is Literally No Funnier Way Of Annoying Your Friends Than Choosing The Stupidest Hill Imaginable And Then Refusing To Die Anywhere Else

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