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english-history-trip: cryptid-coalition: hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why

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I Should Scream Alot More. It Is Liberating.

Striderepiphany:today I Experienced The Whole Spectrum Of Human Emotion

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