dominospizzadelivery: “Hey can u check if that milk went bad?” *opens fridge* *milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette* “It’s bad alright”

dominospizzadelivery: “Hey can u check if that milk went bad?” opens fridge milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette “It’s bad alright”

That-One-Quiet-Gay-Kid:me Right Now.

Euroia:alls Well :)!

The-Quasar-Hero:schakira:best Gif Of The Year Award Goes To Horse Plinko. Everybody Give It Up For Horse Plinko

Offspring:scarecrowomen:offspring:imagine An Ipod Classic Resting On A Bear Skin Rugok What Nextend Of Simulation

Motelbar:besties I Think There’s A Lot Going On At The Moment

Bonsrin: Skelefolk: Shitty-Car-Mods-Daily: Why Would Someone Think This Is A Good Idea Because It Is This Car Is About To Blow Up And Then Act Like It Dont Know Nobody

Foreverial:foreverial:btw I Found A Lot Of People Who Work Private Security Literally Fully Think They’re Cops. It’s Really Funny And Sometimes Disturbing

Elizabeth-Anya-Knight:dynamax–Grookey: It’s The Beat Thing I’ve Ever Read. Bellasjansport: I Saw The First Two Lines And Assumed That Was Just His Reaction To Learning About Midnight Sun Oh My God I Have No Idea What This Is Supposed To Be

Tallahasseemp3:Help

Testosteronetwink:

Entities-Of-Posts:entities-Of-Posts:lumelton:justlgbtthings:justlgbtthings:an Interesting Twitter Thread About The Dangers Of Cave Divingi’ll Add The Second Part In Another Reblogtop Diver’s Death Casts Long Shadow Over Deep Beauty Of The Blue Holehere

Cloudsincoffee:c-Upid:pretty Fucked Up That Cold Drinks Get Hot While Hot Drinks Get Cold.. Bitch Stay At The Temperature I Put U At

reversedeepthroat rimjob