manywinged:manywinged:orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

manywinged:manywinged:orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

Berandomness

Undead-Prowess:drtanner:gomi-Chandesu:thefoggygolem:nekocat44:Toast-Ranger-To-A-Stranger:tiktoksthataregood-Ish:the Best Thing For Me, As An Ex- Starbucks Employee, Is The Horror That Genuinely Is The Milk Delivery When It’s Only You And One Other Shift

Rashmiipriya:“I Found Out I Was In Love With You, Winter Before Last,” She Said. “I Wasn’t Going To Say Anything About It Because - Well, You Know. If You Felt Anything Like That For Me, You’d Have Known I Did. But It Wasn’t Both Of Us. So

[Sounds Of Brutal Peer Review]

Nina-Zcnik: No Ad Is As Powerful As A Tumblr Mutual Who Has A New Hyperfixation

Duskdragonxiii: You Can Lead A Horse To Plinko But You Can’t Make It Plink

Tiktoks-For-Tired-Tots:

Funnytwittertweets:

Elbiotipo:i Really Really Really Should Be Going To Write For My Job Now But I Want To Write One Of These Days About How &Amp;Ldquo;Habitable&Amp;Rdquo; Planets In Fiction Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Make Sense&Amp;Hellip; You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Eat Like 80% Of Plants Here On Earth And

Theconcealedweapon:

Fuck-Customers:borrowed From Reddit Https://Www.reddit.com/R/Adviceanimals/Comments/Rbfiub/Salvation_Army_Bad/

Serpent Bones

AllKindOfPorn Allthewaythrough