:donnathepirana:I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

:donnathepirana:I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

Funnytwittertweets:

Infosnack: “Tractor Beam” Via Xkcd.com

Castlewyvern:happy Valentine’s Day Everyone.

Mouser26:Chewedcorn:a Cut Above This Is Like The Exact Opposite Energy To A.shipwright‘s Detective Noirot Chase

Breadcunt:prisonhannibal:my Favorite Banned Terms On This Site Are &Amp;Ldquo;Suicide Prevention&Amp;Rdquo; And &Amp;Ldquo;Safe Sex&Amp;Rdquo; Fuck Nasty And Kill Yourself Inmediately After

Maghrabiyya:poetrusic:actually Really Warming Up To The Idea Of Never Coming Out Explicitly. Like I’ll Just Be. Casually Queer. If You Ask I Will Tell You How I Vibe

Maghrabiyya: Poetrusic:actually Really Warming Up To The Idea Of Never Coming Out Explicitly. Like I’ll Just Be. Casually Queer. If You Ask I Will Tell You How I Vibe

Wuffers-The-Fluffers:the-Great-Void:you Made This While Pointedly Avoiding Your Wips, Didnt You

Being Human

Vintage-Soleil:

Gwynndolin: Inuzuk: Damn….Squidwards Nose…Thick…

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Earth Was Left Out In The Sun Too Long And Stuff Started To Grow On It.