walterfwhite:every day i wake up and think “i have the power to turn my life around” then im like “idk i just dont really feel like it rn :/”

walterfwhite:every day i wake up and think “i have the power to turn my life around” then im like “idk i just dont really feel like it rn :/”

Prokopetz: “The Simpsons Is Getting Good Again Because It’s Been Running For So Long That Literally Everyone Involved In Its Former Decline Has Retired” Is Some Kind Of Phenomenon.

Sevenelevenprophet:the Best Thing I’ve Learned This Week Is That Some Alcohol Has A Pear Inside The Bottle How Did It Get In There? Like This Of Coursebottles Are Slid Over Young Fruits And Tied To The Trunk For Stability. This Makes Them Very Difficult

Captain-Price-Officially:

Funnytwittertweets:

Vergak:

Blennie:bugs Are So Important To This World I Will Never Diminish The Worth Of A Bug But The Truthis They Scare Me And I Don’t Want Them In My Home Please

Girl4Pay:remember When You Were 16 And If You Slept Past 10 Am Adults Would Act Like You Had Murdered Someone Or Were Dying

Tiny3Racha:so Anyway

S-O-U-T-H-O-F-H-E-A-V-E-N-69: Robert Sammelin

Calamitys-Child:calamitys-Child:i Find Interacting With The Public Strange And Confusing But I Believe In Equality So I Make Sure They Get The Same Experience When Interacting With Methe Heating In My Work Is Weird And Bad So It&Amp;Rsquo;S Ay Either Roasting

There&Amp;Rsquo;S Too Much Text On My Personal Tumblr Feed Right Now, Who Do I Follow To See More Funny Pictures At 3Am-Ish Pacific Time?

Quid Faciat Laetas Segetes?

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