charlottan:boobpurgatory:charlottan:op must have been down with the sickness when they wrote tbis charlotte are you okoo wah ah ah ah

charlottan:boobpurgatory:charlottan:op must have been down with the sickness when they wrote tbis charlotte are you okoo wah ah ah ah

Twofingerswhiskey:deadmomjokes:psa: Tomatoes Are Not Spicy. Tomatoes And Tomato Products Should Not Be Spicy. Pizza Sauce Isn’t Inherently Spicy. Tomato-Based Pasta Sauce Is Not Spicy. Ketchup Is Not Spicy.if Tomatoes Are Spicy, You Have An Allergy

Touhouweed:another Day Of Being Insanely Bisexual

Wild-Cabins: Jackson Hole

Platycryptus:platycryptus:a Great Horned Owl Will Look At A Screech Owl And Be Like “I Have To Eat That Guy”“Wow He’s Just Like Me But Small. Delicious”Owls Are Just Like That

Pearwaldorf:pearwaldorf:i Just Wanted To Let Everybody Know The Kissinger Death Tontine Is A Thing. Idk When It&Amp;Rsquo;S Gonna Happen, But It Has To Be Within The Next Few Years, Right? I Tried To Blaze This And Tumblr Denied It. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think It

A-Maiz-Ing:absolutely Captivated By This Very Specific Type Of Image

Segasister: Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:“Kids These Days Are Always On Their Phones, Kids These Days Never Go Outside” Ok How About Kids These Days Have Less Freedom Of Movement &Amp;Amp; Access

Aquilacalvitium: Catgirlforeskin:sabertoothwalrus:why Is “Get ___Ed Idiot” One Of The Funniest Sentences In The English Language Get Verbed Idiot, The Sequel To “Ok Nounboy” Get Verbed, Nounboy

Shetheycock:guerrillatech:

Derinthescarletpescatarian: Dracula Is So Fucking Funny He’s So Used To Sitting In His Castle Lording His Power Over The Local Peasants That When He Goes To England, The First Time Anyone Does Anything Other Than Hide Behind Wards Or Cower From Him

Derinthescarletpescatarian: Derinthescarletpescatarian:there Are Manmade Joys Beyond My Comprehension, Too. The Horrors Aren’t Special. Marmalade Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

Thevisualvamp:aging Gracefully

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