This house looks awesome, spotless and sparkly, and there’s no one to blame but me. What a shame. I shall gallantly accept all the blame for my clean and spotless house.

This house looks awesome, spotless and sparkly, and there’s no one to blame but me. What a shame. I shall gallantly accept all the blame for my clean and spotless house.

Evilsexy:

Superorganism:smoking Is Good For You Btw It Makes Your Lungs Stronger + Flushes Out Toxins And Bad Vibes. Do You Think I Would Lie To You? We Are Friends. Do You Value Our Friendship? Eat This Cigarette Whole Right Now.

Gingersnapsunleashed:big Dog Owners Are Like This Is My Dog Stink He Weighs 110 Pounds And If You Don’t Let Him Sit In Your Lap He Will Cry And Kill Himself Forever

Prozac:drop Out Of School And Play Toys With Me

A-List-Of-Moods:despite What Popular Opinion May Lead You To Believe, Some Rocks Actually Do Have Scientifically-Proven Auras! Unfortunately, Those Rocks Are Uranium And The Aura Is Cancer.

Tonyzaret:today’s Spoiled, Phone-Addicted Generation Wouldn’t Last Five Minutes Inside The Earth’s Molten Core

Sainthate13:~ By Anne Sudworth

Daggersandarrows:you Know, The More I Think About It, The Angrier I Get About How Mainstream Media And Even People In General Treated Marie Kondo When The Life Changing Magic Of Tidying Up Got Big. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Just So Unnecessary And Sad To Me And I Think

Animentality:they Wanna Be Tumblr So Bad

Lakevida:milfy:wire Mother&Amp;Hellip;

Vangoghcore:by Niiloi

Lemememeringue:noshameinoursickness:leafinthebreeze:repeat After Me:crying Is A Healthy Release Of Emotion And A Great Way To Complete The Stress Cycleit Also Grants You A Tiger

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