"The fire crocodile is certified no thoughts head empty. I'll let you pet it."

"The fire crocodile is certified no thoughts head empty. I'll let you pet it."

Dragongirltum:there Is Something Deeply Funny To Me About Jokes

Piendish:reblong To Give Someone An Ice Cream Sanditch.

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Lionfloss:by Lindahelland

Inthefallofasparrow:burnedgirlrising:kittenchomp:

Tiredkitten123:Headspace-Hotel: Undeadentropy: Prokopetz: New Rule: For Every Dick That’s Removed From A Depiction Of A Classic Work Of Art So As To Render It Palatable For Public Consumption, A Different Classic Work Of Art Must Gain One In Order

Nekkowe:masonicbeheadingritual:

Gossipinq:what Type Of Bug Is This

Nathanielthecurious:okay So Having Numbers In Your Last Name Is Cool When It’s Matteo Jwhj0715, But Not When It’s A Hot Girl With A New Account On Tumblr Dot Com 🙄 Just Say You Hate Women

Kaijuno:

The-Football-Chick:

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